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house plants that start with f Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants that start with f Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Sheri
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Granddaughter reads to her brother!!!
Format: Hardcover
My granddaughter now reads these to her brother. So much fun! They built a fort and read all "The Worst" Books we have. Love these
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Joanna
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Another fun title in this series!
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This book (and the other two in this series) are constantly checked out at my elementary school library! I love using these books to teach about opinion writing. The kids love the humor and illustrations! They’re great read-alouds too!
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Pam Pieper
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Great book
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A gift for my 8 yr old granddaughter and she really enjoyed it
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Kail
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
High quality
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The one that started it all! This book made it tradition to get a “the worst” (best) series for my brother for Christmas each year. Everyone loves it, highly recommend getting. Fun to read, great illustration, funny for everyone.
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Amber Schilling
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Family favorite series
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My daughter had a friend having a unicorn and dragon themed birthday party, so of course we picked up this one and Unicorns Are The Worst for the birthday girl. This series has been a big favorite in our household for over a year. My five year old loves them. The tone and humor are perfect for her age. We love seeing what complaints Gilbert has about each new mythical friend.
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